BUYING SHOES
A man went to a shoe-shop to buy shoes.
He put many pairs on his feet. Finally, he was satisfied. "At
last," he said, "I have found a pair of shoes that fit
me." "I am not surprised," replied the weary salesman,
"They are your own shoes.”
买 鞋
一个男人去鞋店买鞋。他试穿了一双又一双,终于找到一双满意的鞋,说:“看来还是这双适合我!”“我一点也不惊奇”,被折腾的不耐烦的店员说,“那是你自己的鞋!”
TO BE AN ARTIST
She: “I hear you are a great artist.”
He: “I hope to be. I've only just started.”
She:”What are you doing now?”
He: “Well, I'm living in a studio and
growing whiskers.”
当艺术家
女:“我听说你是一个伟大的艺术家。”
男:“我希望如此。但是我只是刚刚开始。”
女:“你现在在做什么?”
男:“哦,我正在画室里蓄胡须呢。” |